Wild Baloney

There’s something creeping out over the land
Takes a Newfoundlander to understand
It isn’t safe it isn’t clean
It’s pure evil its so mean

Wild Boloney
Wild Boloney
If you’re out in the woods
You better shoot real good
It’s wild baloney

It has no legs arms or hair
Is more ferocious than a bear
It will haunt your mind and disturb your sleep
It will run amok while you’re counting sheep

Wild Boloney
Wild Boloney
If you’re out in the woods
You better shoot real good
It’s wild balogney

You never know where they’re hiding at
They’re behind you
Could be eating the cat
They’re washing clothes and ironing
Hiding out drinking gin

So stay sharp and vigilant
If you pay attention I’ll give you a hint
You can can’t predict exactly where
But it hates the smell of stinky underwear

Wild Boloney
Wild Boloney
If you’re out in the woods
You better shoot real good
It’s wild baloney

You never know where they’re hiding at
They’re behind you
Could be eating the cat
They’re washing clothes and ironing
Hiding out drinking gin

Wild Boloney
Wild Boloney
If you’re out in the woods
You better shoot real good
It’s wild baloney