Powerball Jackpot

I’m gonna win the Powerball jackpot
I’m gonna get what’s coming to me
Gonna win 300 million
But the President will still be on the TV
Maybe I can make a difference one day
The money will make the crazy go away
I’ll solve poverty, hunger, and war
Maybe I’ll buy truth at the store

I’m gonna win the Powerball jackpot
Make the planet run on green tea
Gonna buy Congress new ethics
And bribe them all ethically
I’ll end climate change on Al Gore’s lawn
Put Wall Street down for a nap by dawn
Pave a road with don0r deceit
And fund healthcare with my tweets

I’m gonna win the Powerball jackpot
Then abolish rent for those in need
Turn yachts into floating shelters
With jacuzzis and dignity
I’ll give billionaires panic attacks
By taxing them 90% back
Rename Bezos’ rocket “The Shame”
Put all the cheats and liars in a Hall of Fame

I’m gonna win the Powerball jackpot
Change the national anthem’s key
Make everyone sing in minor chords
Till they feel real empathy
I’ll make Wi-Fi a human right
Cancel student debt overnight
Then feed the world plant-based cheese
While Big Dairy begs me, “Please!”

I’m gonna win the Powerball jackpot
I’m gonna get what’s coming to me
Gonna win 300 million
There’ll be no more Presidents on TV

There’ll be no more Presidents on TV