Kiss The Cod

Well I had one to many this Saturday night
I found myself drinking and feeling alright
Then a woman said hey you’re not from here
There’s something you gotta do if you want to stay in the clear
So pucker your lips
And take your shot
It’s time for you to kiss the cod

Kiss the cod
Kiss the cod
Kiss the cod
Kiss the cod

So they tell me you gotta get screeched in
You’re not a Newfoundlander if you haven’t done this sin
It ain’t good and it ain’t fun
But somehow it just has to be done
So pucker your lips
And take your shot
It’s time for you to kiss the cod

Kiss the cod
Kiss the cod
Kiss the cod
Kiss the cod

So I’m here to say it wasn’t so bad
A clean bill from the doctor was hastily had
The doc says he sees it all the time
And wonders if it should be a crime
So if you pucker your lips
And you take your shot
Good luck to you if you kiss the cod

Kiss the cod
Kiss the cod
Kiss the cod
Kiss the cod