Have a Drink

If you’ve been to Newfoundland, have a drink
You watch or play in a band, have a drink
You run out of eggs, have a drink
It’a alright
Your Wi-Fi is dead, have a drink
You farted in church, have a drink
Your whites turned pink, have a drink
You’ve got gas
There’s fat on your ass
You try to lose some weight
But it doesn’t last

Have a drink
Be free
You don’t have to let it be
Have a drink
It’s okay
It’s alright

Have a drink today
One sip and you’ll be on your way
Have a drink on me
It’s alright
It’s okay

You’ve been married, have a drink
The divorce is final, have a drink
The bills are piling up, have a drink
There’ no coffee in your cup, have a drink
You pissed the bed, have a drink
You’ve got split ends, have a drink
Your foods overcooked, have a drink

You break a nail
You forgot to charge your phone
The Hare Krishnas 
Are at your home

Have a drink
Be free
You don’t have to let it be
Have a drink
It’s okay
It’s alright

Have a drink today
One sip and you’ll be on your way
Have a drink on me
It’s alright
It’s okay

You didn’t get a call
You knocked your back out
You stubbed your toe
Your contact dries out
You missed a spot
Your toenails grow too fast
Your eyeliner’s not straight
Your mascara’s bad

Your girl went away, have a drink
She came home, have a drink
You ran out of conditioner, have a drink
You find that you missed her, have a drink
You’ve gotta get braces, have a drink
Your pet eats your bra, have a drink
Your haircuts bad, have a drink

Sometimes your alone
Sometimes your sad
Sometimes there’s only
One thing to be had

Have a drink
Be free
You don’t have to let it be
Have a drink
It’s okay
It’s alright

Have a drink today
One sip and you’ll be on your way
Have a drink on me
It’s alright
It’s okay

You’ve gotta wait for a table, have a drink
You’ve got thirty-second YouTube ads, have a drink
You forget to cancel your free trial, have a drink
You hit only red lights, have a drink
You're late for work, have a drink
You forget the punchline, have a drink
You forget your pizza, have a drink
You can’t find your phone, have a drink
You break a nail, have a drink
You lost the remote, have a drink
Your Netflix buffers, have a drink
You have to work on your birthday, have a drink
You have a fly in your car, have a drink
You lost your room key, have a drink
You didn't get recognized, have a drink
Your parents are at the bar, have a drink
Your flipflop breaks, have a drink
You forgot your sunglasses, have a drink
You got caught in the rain, have a drink
You forgot to charge your phone, have a drink
You have an awkward conversation, have a drink
Your eyebrows are too dark, have a drink
There’s no continental breakfast, have a drink
Your team just lost, have a drink
You went over your data, have a drink

The flowers won’t grow
The leaves won’t change
You’ve got no umbrella
You’re standing in the rain


You’ve got wobbly legs, have a drink