Uber Driver

I got a five-star rating and a playlist on fire
Snacks in the console, charger on the wire
I’ve heard confessions, breakups, even seen a birth
I’m the best damn ride on this side of the Earth

I’m an Uber driver, rollin’ through the night
GPS locked in, every turn feels right
From downtown dives to late-night flights
I’m the ride, the vibe, till the morning light
I’m an Uber driver

I’ve seen high heels break and Tinder dates bail
One dude threw up, but at least he tipped well
Told a bride “Don’t do it,” she laughed and cried
It’s therapy on wheels — buckle up for the ride

I’m an Uber driver, I know all the streets
Got mints and advice and a passenger seat
From heartbreak hotels to 24-hour eats
Yeah I’m drivin’ this city on no sleep
I’m an Uber driver

So if you need a ride or you crashed your car
Or you're tipsy and lost outside some sketchy bar
I’ve hauled more drama than a daytime show
But I keep it smooth wherever I go

I’m an Uber driver, rollin’ through the night
Five stars deep and my grip still tight
From makeouts to meltdowns, wrong turns to rights
I’m the ride, the vibe, ’til the morning light
Yeah I’m your Uber driver